Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
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