i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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