Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
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Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
