ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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