So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
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