Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Randomize
