Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
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