come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
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