Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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