Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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