he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
