Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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