It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Someone shit on the floor
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
be right there i have to get my cape
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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