drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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