so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
What a dumb baby whore.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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