It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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