uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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