Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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