Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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