I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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