I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Randomize
