I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
you never un-have a 4some
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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