u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
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