At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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