Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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