dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
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