Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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