I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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