That's intense
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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