She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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