I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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