we're chasing vodka with high fives
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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