Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
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