I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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