is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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