I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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