Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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