3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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