I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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