There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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