So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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