How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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