OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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