Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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