Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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