i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Randomize
