i'm lost and i look like a hooker
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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