the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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