I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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