theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
