Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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